My Blue Nighty

If you can't laugh at yourself, everyone will do it for you.


It's true. Sometimes, you really have to just giggle at your own mistakes. I learned that the other day when I went to the dry cleaners.
I had emptied out my "dry cleaning" hamper, filled with mostly business attire (slacks, blazers and a few blouses), and dropped it off at the cleaner's in the VIP overnight "drop off" on my way home from work on Wednesday.


I returned Friday to claim my items, so I will have clean clothes to wear to work next week. The guy was grinning when he handed me my bag. He told me the price, which was cheaper than I expected. I paid, and as soon as I returned home and started to put away my clothes, then saw what he was smirking about. Attached to my garment bag was a little note: "Sorry we couldn't get stains out of blue slip. Fee was reduced." And that's when it dawned on me.. Stains? Blue Slip? Oh no!

Yep. Sure enough, there was the blue slip that I threw in the "dry clean only hamper" so it would not get mixed with my normal wash, and I placed it in this hamper for the time being with every intention of taking it out and trying to hand wash it when I had time.

I had worn this slip in a set of photos I had taken for my website, unfortunately, I had my hands coated in baby oil when I was posing for the camera. Set in the dainty blue silk material were HAND PRINTS across the boobs. LOL I had to wonder how hard they'd tried to remove the oil from the silk. There was no doubt that the stains were hand prints. *giggle*


So, now I have a new rule. When taking anything to the dry cleaners, I will check to make sure there are no pervy stains on my stuff BEFORE I drop them off to be cleaned. Ha ha.


Still a little embarrassed, I wonder if they took a photo of my nighty and placed it on a bulletin board in the break room... *giggle*

Ok, Ok... I am sorry I have not kept up with my Blog...

Life is funny, in a matter of a day your entire world can change, without warning and time to plan ... I am so sorry I have not kept up with my Diary, but in all honesty, the photo above says it all!

I have been living life, and forgot about my BLOG! I am single and been living it up, hey why not? I'm still young and have been a good girl for qite some time now, so its time to come out of my shell and start living again! Right? Right!

I am back at the beach, where I feel most at home and around all my wonderful friends and life is GOOD! I really enjoy getting all your emails, and I thank you for the concerns but I promise ya, I am doing swell!I can't promise I will keep my Blog updated as often as I have in the past, but I promise to check in every now and then to let you know what I am up to, deal?

You can always check out my website, and from my photos and video see what kind of trouble I am finding ... ha ha...Until next time....

Hugs!!

PS My website www.BettyBettyBetty has been taken over (boo hoo) during all the madness, I forgot to renew it, and someone came right behind me and STOLE it from me aaarrggg... so all my banners and advertisements are going to a page that is NOT mine, what a BUMMER! You can still find me at the long address, just not as easy to remember:

http://www.southern-charms4.com/bb/

Useless Facts Game

One of my friends tagged me with "The Useless facts list". Since I'm always up for a new game, I figured I'd play along. Here are my Fifty Facts about ME. *giggle*


1. My panties always match my outfit.
2. I am most horny in the morning
3. I have over 150 pairs of shoes
4. I can't tell a joke, I usually only remember the punch line
5. I brush my teeth in the shower
6. I love to shop at thrift stores
7. I drive with my windows down and AC/Heat on to warm or cool me off.
8. I love the vibration of a motorcycle between my legs
9. I have 3 dogs, and yes, I do dress them when I take them out in public.
10. I think Bill Clinton is Sexy
11. I love taking bubble baths, while sipping a glass of white wine and listening to Jazz music
12. I am not good at answering email
13. I am a college graduate
14. I have a work-out room in my home, I just HAD to have..
15. I have used the equipment less than 5 times.
16. I clean my car at least once a week, I cant stand a dirty car.
17. I drink my coffee with cream and sugar
18. I have tried to quit smoking, and failed several times.
19. I was a stripper while I was in college
20. I prefer a nude beach, but I only go topless - some parts should not get a sunburn!
21. I am usually in bed by 9pm, during the week.
22. I prefer lotions and oils over perfume - you have to lean in close to smell me. *wink*
23. I love to drive, but am horrible with directions.
24. I sing along with the radio in the car.
25. I don't care who hears me.
26. I sometimes use my blog to write down random things that make me smile.
27. I save some of my blog posts as drafts so no one else can read them.
28. A customs agent once saw all my sex toys in my suitcase.
29. I was way more embarassed than he was.
30. I turn bright red when I'm embarassed, so it's hard to hide.
31. I like the way fresh cut grass smells on a sunny day.
32. I hate to mow the lawn on hot days.
33. I don't mind being a designated driver.
34. I sometimes have more fun being the designated drunk.
35. I'm more prone to dance naughty on the dance floor after a few margaritas.
36. I love painting my toe nails.
37. I've painted my dogs' toenails before.
38. I love gourmet meals.
39. I haven't quite gotten the hang of cooking them...
40. I empty ashtrays if there's two or three cigarettes in them.
41. I donate clothes instead of throwing them out.
42. I don't donate my shoes. (duh!)
43. I like wearing sexy lingerie under jeans and a T shirt.
44. My favorite is this sleek bustier and silky panties... under my SC shirt and torn jeans.
45. I won't pick up my phone without checking my caller ID.
46. My favorite color is yellow, but I look better in pinks and reds.
47. I put on lotion and body oil even if I'm not going out.
48. I clean the house while blasting my stereo.
49. I think classic rock sounds better when it's loud.
50. I usually masturbate daily, or every other day... in the morning. *giggle*

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween! I love this holiday, I have an excuse for dressing slutty out in public - ha ha! I bought a HOT little Angel outfit, it is sooo incredibly sexy! My boobs look HUGE in it, I'm almost embarrassed to wear it... I said ALMOST! I cant wait, I LOVE dressing up!!!

XOXO

Autumn Is Coming

Autumn has is coming. I'm excited about the leaves changing. And Halloween coming! (oooh costumes!) I know I brought up how I didn't really get to see the leaves turn color down in Florida. This year is totally different. Everything is totally different. There's this tiny bit of chill in the air that is just amazing! I know, I'm goofy... And you can giggle along with me. But I just think it's so cool how everything changes into this ... giant explosion of color. I guess I just never really looked before. Some of the trees are still green. But the color is coming!

So.. wow. Autumn. Next, winter. I need to start finding some really cute sweaters that will keep me warm, AND show off my boobs. ha ha.

This is the time of year that hot cocoa was made for. Grabbing a cup, curling up in something warm and fuzzy... enjoying the new scenery. I guess I have to stock up on sweaters AND cocoa mix. *giggle*

Alright.. I'm off of here for a bit. I have a ton of energy today. So it's time to wade through my emails while I'm feeling frisky!

Kisses from your online girl...

Karaoke?

One of my girlfriends mentioned our next Girls Night Out... and she brought up Karaoke... Now I'm all for having fun, and sipping a beer with my friends.. But.. Karaoke? I dunno..

If I do it, I wanna sing "Im Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred... LOL!

Have a GREAT weekend!

XOXO

Corsetry

I love my email. I do. Sometimes I get behind in answering it, but I absolutely adore those of you who take the time to write me! You're such sweethearts.

One of my emails earlier today mentioned corsets. About how I felt wearing them. I know you know how I love the girly girly lingerie. Corsets and stockings are my absolute faves! They just whisper "love me, hold me, play with me" in this... sultry voice. It's that funny, how we hear our clothes differently? A corset doesn't shout like leather does. It has this silky whisper... and it's serious about being sexual.

Now that you're done laughing and shaking your head... lol... This came in my email. It hit the nail on the head... totally captured the way I thought about my corsets. (Minus the whispering chatter... ha ha) I'm going to share it. So true and it's soooo hot! (Thank you for sending it to me. *wink*)
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Sensual corsetry ~ Divine Payne

This is THE one garment that every woman should own. From the lifting of the breasts, to the hour glass shape the waist takes on, to the seductive, helplessness one feels when she dons a fully laced corset. Erotica IS a corset. My favorite thing about this isn't just the shape. It's the feeling of being squeezed in a lover's embrace, even if it's only for a few moments. The shallow breaths, the restricted movements. A corset can turn an Ice Queen into a willing concubine with a pull of the lacing, a housewife into a paramour with the snap of the garters. It can bring out the true lover in any woman.

A true lover seduces the mind, before conquering the body. She travels from your fantasies, to your day dreams. Only after she has your full attention will she slowly undress for you, revealing her curves and bindings. Inch by inch, her fingers will roam your flesh, exploring, teasing, before tasting. The sheer closeness of her mouth, her warm breath caressing your skin will taunt you. Until your absolute need to have her mouth surround you wins over your desire to have her continue the temptation. The question is, do you let her satin trimmed bindings survive the ravage?

I believe Seduction is still alive and well. And she's probably wearing a satin corset.

Happy 4th

I hope you have a wonderful 4th Of July Celebration!

This has always been one of my favorite holidays, I am heading out today to get a flag to put up, I am the only one on my block that has not done so yet, shame on me!

I plan to spend the day relaxing pool side, and then enjoy the fireworks the community puts on for display here in my neighborhood. I really enjoy the cities firework display, however there are to many people on the road drinking and driving, and so I plan to just stay put at home and off the busy streets this year.

That's pretty much it on my end! Just wanted to pop in and say Hello! Southern Charms is closed the rest of the week, so this is why I put up a new set of photos yesterday and today.... my next photo update will be this next Monday when they re-open!

Have a fun and safe 4th Of July, and please remember to take a moment to remember our Soldiers fighting for our country....

Bikinis & Beer

Its summer time! Been working on my tan lines and working my butt off at the 9-fiver - uuhhgg! Sorry I have not posted in a while, been super busy! I have been updating my photos and several new videos added to my galleries, just lacking on my Blog and for those of you who read this, Im sorry!

Lots going on in my world! I sold my home and moved into a cozy condo. I love it! So that has taken up a lot of my free time, but things are settling down now and I have a little more PLAY time :-)

So one of my long time fans offered to pay me good money for one of my bra and panty sets - I agreed, but shocked someone would actually pay for them HA HA. Thats pretty cool, I am waiting to hear back from him which set he wants, I love them ALL they are so pretty, I hope he doesn’t choose one of my favorites!!! I am sure they will be in good hands and taken care of - giggle!

I took my babies (my dogs) to the groomers to get their summer hair cut this past weekend, they look sooo CUTE! I love it, but I don’t think they do! They look like little lions; I guess that is why they call it the "Lion" cut - DUH!

What else.... someone side swiped my new car! AAARRGG! $1300 in damages, I am so upset. The worst part, I drove off from the parking lot, and when I turned on my windshield wipers the note from whoever did it, went flying - I did not see the note ... so that was NOT a good day!That pretty much sums up the drama in my life! :-)

I am so happy summer is here! I love relaxing pool side with a good book, just started my new summer read, I have wanted this book for a while now, but I’m almost done, and I just bought it! I am a HUGE Glenn Beck fan, so I bought his new book. I love his twisted sense of humor! ha ha...

I needed a new phone, so I decided to buy the Verizon Juke. Its small compared to my old Blackberry – but I absolutely LOVE IT! I have had it for about a week now, and have loaded about 150 songs onto it so far. I spent 5 hours at the pool last weekend, and I played the music the entire time, when I left the pool I still had ½ of the battery left, how cool is that?

I am sure the newness will wear off soon, but for now I like playing with all the buttons! I bought the teal green one, its so pretty! I wish they had pink though – oh well!

Okay, well I am off work today, gotta go pack my beach bag, get my bikini out of the dryer and fill the cooler with a few ice cold Coronas and go get my tan on!

Have a GREAT DAY!

XOXO

"Porn Star" .. WHATEVER!

I'll never forget when I was getting ready to make my amateur website live almost four years ago, my good friend warned me...

"Remember that "Porn Star" is a label that lives with you forever so be prepared for the negative feedback from some. Once your photos are on the Internet, they are there forever."

I have always been a non-judgmental person. I only surrounded myself with the same, so I never really took the advise to heart, because I didn't have anyone in my close circle that would judge me on my decisions, because after all, I am a good person, and unless someone told you I had a "porn" website, you would never in a million years guess I would do such a thing if you met me in person. I don't go around announcing my private affairs, nor do I dress or act the part. I am the tre "Girl Next Door", so to speak.

I was reminded of this conversation the other day... uhg!

I am not a "Porn Star", they make a crap load of money, and do far more than I have ever or will ever do on film. I am not doing anything in my bedroom that my neighbors are not doing or WISH they were doing, except I am recording it - Big Whoop-Di-Do! Hey we all have sex. What's the big flippen deal?

You can go to the gas station right now and pick up a porno mag for a few bucks and see far worse than you will view on my website. I don't understand, a girl can pose for Playboy and be looked up too like a goddess, but if you have an amateur website your a WHORE. What's the difference?

The truth is that I take sexy photographs and put them on the Internet to make money. Nothing I would even consider porn except in the most prudish manner. Nakid pictures are nothing to get all hot and bothered over, at least in this sense. Most of my pictures show me scantily clad or fondling myself. Hell, what's wrong with fondling yourself?

uhhh HELLO! I'm not the only chick in the world posing nude for the camera! Hell, for all you know your own neighbor could have a website, I personally have friends who have websites that are in every profession you could imagine from the cashier at the department store, airline stewardess, hair dressers, realtors to city employees!

You know what? Really, who cares?

We all want to have sex, we all want to think we're beautiful, sexy, hot.

We all need love and understanding and there is so much more to life than to worry about what everyone else is doing, and life is much more enjoyable when you have an open heart and an open mind and just accept the fact that we are all unique and different and some just may live a little bit different than you, but that does not make them a bad person.

Someone you know posing nude on the Internet should be the farthest from your worries, there are drug dealers, kidnappers, murderers out there on the streets, our corrupt government - your worries or concerns should be focused on something more significant where it actually affects your quality of life.


Bottom line: Live and let live.

Howdy Yall!

Im sooo SORRY I have been MIA for a little while... please forgive me!!!!!!!!

I have received so many emails asking if I'm "ok" - YES, I am good... just LIFE interrupting my porn schedule, that's all!- ha ha

Gawsh, I dont know where to start, or if I should even mention all the new happenings in my life, I mean its not SEXY or HOT just normal life STUFF...

If you want Sexy, and HOT stop reading now...

Ok, I warned you!

4 weeks ago, when I first went MIA I learned my baby Priscilla was pregnant - YIKES! I did NOT plan for this, and took every precaution other than getting her "fixed", you know the whole diaper and separating bit... well, I don't know the first thing about canine reproduction (not my specialty) and did NOT know that they get pregnant AFTER their heat cycle... and of course, I was not taking any precautions... so long story short.... my baby was getting really fat, I took her to the vet and had an X-Ray taken, he said "congratulations" she was going to have 5 babies in about 10 days and exactly 7 DAYS later, I had 5 precious puppies.... thank goodness I am not a procrastinator and was READY!

They will be 3 weeks old tomorrow - Friday.

So needless to say... I have been a mother to those cute little babies.. hey, does this make me a MILF??? ......... ;-)

Its hard work, and I have no clue how people can breed for a living, when all is said and done I will put less than 1K in my bank account, which is a lot of money... BUT when you break down the late hours, and loss of sleep it comes out to pennies.... my babies are going to be 3 weeks old tomorrow, and now actually look like REAL puppies and it brings me to tears that I will have to let them go in 5 weeks... :-(

I am going to keep them for 8 weeks, the norm is 6 weeks, but they are a small breed and my vet said 8 weeks will be better for them... so as much as this has put a dent in my schedule, I have to do what is best for them, you know?

All 5 babies have homes already, and that is a BIG brick off my shoulders, but that is what I have been doing in my spare time, and so I apologize for not keeping my diary up to date... just had other things going on.

I also applied for a new job with a major airline, and am waiting to hear back from them for an interview - I'm ready for a career change. NO I am not going to give up my website, but my current 9-5 is just too much for me - lots of hours and stress and the pay is not worth it. I am over qualified for my position anyway, I should be making MUCH more than I am... hell I am still paying my damn student loans off.... Blah!

I also got the flu bug that was going around about 2 weeks ago, but I am better now.

So anyhow, this is just a BITCHY diary entry, and Im sorry... but HEY, I am a real person and even though I have a pornsite, I am still REAL and I just felt like spilling my guts out... so there you go!

Whew... I feel better! :-)

On another note - (ha ha) I updated my photos, as well as added 2 new video's to my Video Gallery :-)

XOXO

New Video!

The other day, when I got home from work, I was really horny and I really wanted to get off, so I grabbed the camera, set it up on the tripod, and made a little video....

I actually have been very naughty, for the FIRST time I recorded me giving one of my "friends" some oral pleasure ... OMG! I have been a verrry BAD Girl!

I will be posting it LIVE on my website this coming week!!!!!!!!!

Stay Tuned!

Company Christmas Party

So now it's been three weeks, and the water cooler gossip is STILL going on. I'm sure by now the story has completely changed. Rumor probably tells it differently, but it really was just some innocent flirting aided by a couple of drinks. LOL


I know I've mentioned before, how some of the women make the office water cooler gossip about me, but sometimes... I just have to giggle as I walk by. The latest stories of "The Company Holiday Party" are probably going to be around for a few months. LOL


My company had rented a beautiful hall at a local 5 star hotel. It was absolutely beautiful, yummy food, a dance floor, and a great DJ. I love getting dressed up! I wore a long beautiful red gown, and pinned my hair up in a french twist. Wore my favorite pearl earrings and matching necklace. It was neat to see everyone who you see on a day to day basis all decked out in formal attire, I didn't even recognize some of them! A few of them clean up real nice (ha ha)


The party started off with the usual small talk - about business, new contracts and goals for the coming year... BORING! I had a few glasses of champagne and was ready to get the party started, I was not there to talk about business, I wanted to let loose, have fun and take full advantage of my companies generosity of picking up the tab at the end of the night *giggle*



Of course, the free booze was probably what started it all. Ha ha. but I could see as the time passed, most had started to let their guards down, not standing straight up and even slouching a little - instead of handshakes when seeing a familiar face, now being greeted with hugs... the soft voices, no more - there was laughter and you could no longer hear what the person next to you was saying.



I was ready to PAR-TAY - No one else was on the dance floor, So I headed out there, and started grabbing other girls I knew on my way out to the dance floor. We had fun, and I could see now all eyes were focused on us, a few in disbelief, they were jealous because we were having fun. After several songs, there were more people now out on the dance floor, and the party has finally started!


That's when I noticed the big boss watching me. Every time his wife turned her head, or got up to go get food or a fresh drink, his eyes were glued on me. I acted like I didn't see him, but started this fun slow grind. He was all eyes. You should have seen the gal from accounting - if looks could kill - She's had the hots for boss man for MONTHS. I danced a few more songs, and went back to my table.


The boss kept glancing over and smiling, every time his wife wasn't looking. I was having so much fun, I probably threw him a wink. But, since I had to carpool, I left when my designated driver left. Shame!


We'll see what the verdict is come time for a raise. *wink*

Happy New Year!

I guess you would expect me, the amateur porno girl who has these wild escapades all year long, would have run out, bought a sexy revealing outfit to strut my stuff on New Years Eve. You know, get silly sloppy drunk and kiss random people after the countdown to the new year, never to remember the sloppy kisses the next morning - Ya me too, ha ha!

Nope, this year I was a good girl and stayed in. I watched the ball drop on TV with my dogs, ate the last of the Christmas cookies a co-worker had given me, with a glass of milk and just vegged out. BORING!


It was boring at the time, but come New Years Day, as I spoke to most of my girlfriends, they were all feeling very lousy with horrible hangovers, I on the other hand was well rested and feeling GREAT!


So its now 2008, a new year, a fresh start and I am determined to make it better than the last!



HAPPY NEW YEAR!